what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
1.You can ́t wash you ́re eyes with soap 2.You can ́t count you ́re hair 3.You can ́t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
What do call a magic owl
HOOdini
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What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
How do you keep a moron in suspense?......
Ill tell you tomorrow!
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
tell an old person to pretend shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no-body to go with.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
a kid is trick - or - treating. he knocks on a door. then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"!!!🌭😺😸😹😆😅😂🤣😄
I asked what was her favourite type of magic she said “the one you make”
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a roman catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar? Tell him that it is a confessional booth
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
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