Trick jokes

Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.

I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.

What has a magic car? A magic dog.

How To Kill A Blonde 101:

First Step: Get a pool.

Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.

What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?

Trick question, emo is a handicap.

What is a definition of tight?

A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?

I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?

The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."

On Halloween you better hide your candy, or else there will be a fella named Big Dick Randy.

Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.

I got up one day; my neighbor was in my house and was going to take me and my mom out. I showed my mom and my neighbor a trick. They both liked it. I asked my neighbor, "Do you know any tricks?" He said, "Yes, in matter of fact, I could tell you what your mom had for breakfast." I said, "How?" Well, my neighbor licked my mom's ass and ate her pussy out in front of me. He told me my mom had pancakes. So we were in the car; I asked my neighbor, "How did you know what my mom had pancakes for breakfast?" My neighbor said, "Well, that is what your mom made me while we were waiting for you to get up."

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"