Trick jokes
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
How many potatoes to feed the elephant?
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
A man gave me 1 dollar that was ripped and laughed away. I wonder why he did that.
He did that on purpose to trick me, then I met him in the threes.
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.
When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you." in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says, "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says, "Cool, let me try!" and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says, "Superman, you're an asshole."
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!