Trick Jokes

Best way to trick your friends:

A brick falls out of a plane.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.

Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.

How do you get a clown of your swing?

You shoot it.

A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."

me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies

The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.

Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today

What's the difference between the woods and a hooker? Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!

When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...

Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America? Once again, they don't fall for the trick!

How do you catch an elephant? Act like a peanut.

Why couldn't the surfer hang 10? Because he forgot his feats

spell icup i c u p

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

How do you make orphan’s hands bleed. Make them clap for their parents to come back.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.

Idk my friend did it

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat? *Boo-ho*

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie

Not coming soon!

Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy)

Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)

Q: David's father had three

I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!