Trick jokes
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
How do you keep a moron in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?
The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
How is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.
Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)
Boobless.
Spell Mississippi.
M-I-S-S-I-P-P~
Haha you said pp.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!