What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter
how do u get a depressed person out of a tree..?
you cut the rope they hung them self in...
whats the similarities between an emo and some Christmas lights
they are both going to be hanging from a tree
What do you call a cheap circumcisim, a rip off
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak ? So as to not smash his head against the tree
Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall
if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
why did the koala climb the tree?
to get to the other branch :)
He made it don't worry
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
One day, there are Friends having fun, hours later one of the friends Alice, wanted to leave and say *cya guys am just gonna hangin in the tree and have some fresh air* and they all agree hours go by and the group of friends are ready to go home but then seen a tree in the distance that looks like someone is hanging on the tree with a tight rope.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
its not surprising there inst a whole lot of good tree jokes. most foresters have a wooden personality
Jefferey Dahmer asked his husband a question
His husband said, whats your question?
Jefferey Dahmer said, "You want to know what is my favorite type of tree?"
His husband said "Yes?"
Jefferey said, "Morning Wood, now take off your pants"
