Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back Apparently that’s insensitive to someone during chemo
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
What do you do when you finish a magazine in the hospital? Reload and keep firing.
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
How do you cure a ginger? Chemotherapy
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work
what meds do snakes with ADHD take? Adder-all
Whybare there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't have medicine on a empty stomach.
imagine this senario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "you have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc" and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
A midget had a disease and the cure was on the highest shelf
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics , It should be a piece of cake !
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
What do you do when a person with epilepsy gets seizures in the bathtub? Throw in some laundry.
a few men have curved penises but they can fix that problem by straightening it out
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
What the difference between me and cancer
My mom did beat cancer
