Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
I was digging in my backyard and I found gold, and I went to run and tell my mom, but I realized why I was digging in the backyard.
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
"Hey, hey, Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking for all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
I was outside digging a six-foot hole when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
