One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
Why do pirates say argh my hardees?
Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what"s inside it!
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
Cause they just wash up onshore.
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says "what the hell is that?". The pirate said "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!".
What do you call a rapper who's also a PIRATE?
Captain Rhyme
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
