have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
Why are pirates pirates? Because they're Arrrrrrrggghhh!!!
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
NOT all treasure is silver and gold mate
what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey
"Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?" [laughs]
"Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!" [laughs]
"How much have you found so far?"
"Y'know what, I'm not really shore!" [laughs]
MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.” The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”
Why do pirates say argh my hardees?
Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what"s inside it!
The pirate looked down the toilet and what did he see The captains log
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
