Treasure jokes
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd-shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg, and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts."
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."