I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked is this train running on time, I said no it runs on steam and coal
what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE AHAHAH
Them: whats on your arm? Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train it said weight limit passed everyone get off
a man comes to a bar and has a drink then his bully came to him and Stoll his drink then the bully asked "what wrong" the man said that "I trying to kill myself I try getting hit by a Tran but the train went on the different track then I try to jump of a brig but I fell on a bot full of pillows then I try to Posen myself " then the bully say "then what " then man replied you just dunked it "then the man left.
why did the rooster go the train station to get the pizza
Ur hair line is curved like a moving train
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me
ever wondered why usain bolt runs fast? he’s training to outrun the cops
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
