Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Terrorist

A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.

Kid

Kid: “What happened to Dad?”

Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”

9/11

9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.

Titanic

(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(

Titanic

When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.

When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!

Incest

When you accidentally choke your girlfriend to death and then realize that it's your sister so who gives a f**k?

Orphan

Philza: PUT THE ORPHAN DOWN TECHNOBLADE- NO DON-

Technoblade: R.I.P orphan

RapBoat

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

Wish

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

9/11

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

God

I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.

Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/

Cancer

My wife was going to have an abortion and I have cancer.

Ha Ha Ha

I thought it was funny.

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