Tragedy jokes

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

If a baby dies in the womb, is it considered suicide?

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

How did the orphan die?

Of sadness.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.

Q: What's stronger than family?

A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.

What do 9/11 and gender have in common?

They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.

Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?

Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.