Tragedy jokes
Ummmm 67.
My dad died lol.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Who's an orphan?
You are.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
The wall behind him :)
Orphan joke.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.