Tragedy jokes
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They already lost two towers.
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why do orphans love tornadoes? Because they always pick you up!
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
Why did the orphan kill himself?
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.