Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Orphan

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Shooting

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

Bagel

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Ground Zero

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Orphan

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

Funeral

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."

9/11

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Twin Towers

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Difference

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.