Tragedy jokes
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"
"Cancer."
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
it was just a prank bro.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.