Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Teacher

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Man

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Titanic

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

Difference

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Dad

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Shooting

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Orphan

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Shooting

Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?

A: Because they're intended for a young audience.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

Jumper

Twin Towers

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Ground Zero

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Orphan

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.