Tragedy jokes
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.