Tragedy jokes
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Memes
Simple, right?
I am the orphan joke.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.