Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Orphan

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Parent

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Number

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

Difference

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

Dad

What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.

Suicide

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.

Funeral

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."