Tragedy jokes

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

I am the orphan joke.

Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"No Way Home."

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Not Sally.

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.

My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.

Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."