Tragedy jokes

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.