Tragedy jokes

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.

I am the orphan joke.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"No Way Home."

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

What's cold, blue and makes women cry?

Cot death.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.