What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Me.
The joke is me.
wat did the captin of the titanic do before the titanic sunk .... he nominate everyone for the ice bucket awords
i hate when ppl make jokes ab the twin towers. my dad died on 9/11 he was a great pilot
