Tragedy jokes
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
I've never seen my dad since September 11. I wonder where he is...