Tragedy jokes
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
bad piggies
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I am the orphan joke.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.