Tragedy jokes
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.