Tragedy jokes
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?
Nothing. They are both just memories.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."