Tragedy jokes
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.