Tragedy jokes

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.

What did the titanic say as it was sinking?

I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.

Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.

What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.

Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

9/11.

9/11 who?

[pause] You said you’d never forget.

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.

You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

How are orphans and blind kids similar?

They both have never seen their parents :)

Tracy Latimer was described as cheerful, popular at school, and as an animal lover.

Just trying to gas her up a little bit.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy dead people.

I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

9/11 jokes are a bomb!