Tragedy jokes

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.

What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Two plains.

What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?

The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."