Tragedy jokes
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.