Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until they see their parents.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Kms.
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A retired George W. Bush is eating a donut at 7/11 and looks at it. "I'm so happy I did that." A guy overhears the conversation and says, "You're happy you bought that donut? Oh haha, I would be too. I love donuts!" George W. Bush then says, "Oh hahaha, you caught me," and then says, "Oh hahaha, you must have heard me wrong. I said, I'm so happy I did 9/11."
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."