Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Dad

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Shooting

If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?

Memes

Moon

What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?

The cow never made it.

Man

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Titanic

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

Orphan

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Shooting

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

Orphan

Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.

Difference

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Ground Zero

A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"

An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"

The Scouser says, "Liverpool."

The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"

The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"

Suicide

What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?

The school shooter will always spare you.

Orphan

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.