Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Bike

You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

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  • Orphan

    How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.

    Kobe Bryant

    Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

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  • 9/11

    Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

    He was a great pilot.

    School shooting

    Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?

    Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.

    Reader

    Who are the fastest readers of all time?

    People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

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  • Pentagon

    There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

    A pentagon!

    (9/11 joke)

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  • School shooting

    Two boys are talking on the bus.

    Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.

    Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?

    Boy 1: Oh, that's right.

    Mom

    The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

    9/11

    The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

    Orphan

    What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

    Story

    Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.