Tragedy jokes

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?

"Here Comes the Sun."

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.

Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot.

Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?

Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.

What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.