Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Assassination

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

Grandma

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

Memes

Kid

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

Ceiling fan

Kurt Cobain

What's red and spins really fast?

Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.

Kamikaze

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

9/11

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

Bike

You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

9/11

Twin Towers

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.