Tragedy jokes
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Memes
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.