Tragedy jokes

2,996 kill streak, boom!

I rate you a 9/11.

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

Boom, it went.

What's an orphan's least favorite movie?

Home.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

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