Tragedy jokes

What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?

One was planned.

My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."

She died in a fire.

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?

Eight dead people.

I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children.

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

What's red and spins really fast?

Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.

Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.