Tragedy jokes
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
The students at Columbine needed books, but all they got were magazines.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”