Tragedy jokes
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.