Tragedy jokes
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.