Tragedy jokes

I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.

I rate you a 9/11.

Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.

What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.

Here comes the airplane.

9/11 happens the next day.

Boom, it went.

2,996 kill streak, boom!

Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?

Because he couldn't breathe.

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.

What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.