Tragedy jokes

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

How do you tell if someone is depressed?

The brains on the wall.

What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?

One of the missions succeeded.

"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker

What's red and spins really fast?

Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

What did death say during a helicopter crash?

KOBE!

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...

Allahu Akbar!

You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?

"Here Comes the Sun."

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.

What do maths and 9/11 have in common?

They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.