Tragedy jokes
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why was 10 so scared?
He was in the middle of 9/11.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"
She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.
The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...