Tragedy jokes
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
A lady asked if I heard about the mass shooting in Ohio. I said yes, my friend died there. She said I’m so sorry. I said yeah, I tried telling him the police had good aim. Worse than that, he just found out his sister was cheating on him.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
I’m a god, and I’m here to flex on you bitches. My flight to New York on September 11th was rocky, but I lived.
Imagine dying on a plane, fr. At least try and respawn:/
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
The joke is my life.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.