Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Tragedy Jokes
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
