Tragedy jokes
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a bus.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.