Tragedy jokes
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
bad piggies
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.