Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic? -*Splash*
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
How did Princess Diana cross the road through the windshield
my grandpa died in 9/11 i was told his last words where Allahu Akbar
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
9/11 911 same thing
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of piza but they lost there balance and fucked it
the man fired from the world trade center on september 10
that is just plain wrong
What was going through the head off a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor
The 89th floor
Why can’t you tell jfk facts about Dallas
Last time he was their he got his mind blown.
every single person on the plane died exept for 2 how is that posible?
It seid all the single people died the 2 were a couple. Thats how it was possible
why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire? Cuz he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
9/11 jokes just dont hit right with me
Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themself up
What do iphones and the Titanic have in common? Theres no Jack!
