Tragedy jokes

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.

Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.

Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

George Floyd is truly breathtaking.

I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.

What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?

One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.

Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?

Shooting up schoolchildren.

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

What song do you think was playing at the school?

"Pumped Up Kicks"

I have an orphan joke.

But it needs parental guidance.

We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

Why is September 11th the best birthday?

Everyone remembers it! :)

What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?

An orphan.