Tragedy jokes
The twin towers are just like my mom and dad, they went to work and never came back.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home.
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.