Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Titanic

Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."

Orphan

I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

Death

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Landmine

I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

9/11

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

McDonald's

What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?

One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.

Death

Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

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  • Orphan

    We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.

    Jump

    Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.