Tragedy jokes
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.