Tragedy jokes
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
Here comes the airplane...
HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.