Tragedy jokes

People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.

Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.

"FUCK IT HURTS SO BAD PLEASE SEND AN AMBULANCE I CAN'T BREATHE (I am Paul Walker btw)"

I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."

Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...

I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!

Who read the most words?

911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

What do you describe Titanic as?

... Broken...

9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.

It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.

Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!

Me: Why? They don't land well together?

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.