Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Tragedy Jokes
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Boom, it went.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
