Tragedy jokes
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Memes
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.