Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.

Victim

What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?

Their ankles.

9/11

Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.

Tower

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

Kobe Bryant

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

Victim

Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?

All the exit signs were in English.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

Dog

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Mom

The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"

Dark Humor

Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.

Orphan: How come?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Orphan: . . . .