Tragedy jokes

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"No Way Home."

What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.

We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines.

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.

Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary.

A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"

The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."

The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?

They both got taken out by two jets.

What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?

Children scream when they melt.

When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.

When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!

I pushed the disabled kid into a fire, then called him "Hot Wheels."

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!