Tragedy jokes
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?
Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
Memes
Simple, right?
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.