Tragedy jokes
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
HOLD UP
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
I usually don’t make school shooting jokes.
Because they’re aimed at a younger audience.
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park.
Lord: "Has something happened while I was gone?"
Gardener: "Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burying your dog."
Lord: "My dog died?!"
Gardener: "Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down."
Lord: "My mansion?! How?!"
Gardener: "Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains."
Lord: "Why was she so distraught?"
Gardener: "She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped."
Lord: "My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?!"
Gardener: "Oh right! Your cancer test results!"
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.