Tragedy jokes
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.
What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.