Tragedy jokes
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Memes
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."