Tragedy jokes
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
9/11, 911, same thing.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.