Tragedy jokes
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Boom, it went.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!