What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Boom, it went.
If you’re bored, go punch an orphan. What are the parents gonna do?
Here comes the airplane.
9/11 happens the next day.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
