Tragedy jokes

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.

Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.

Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.

Did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

Yea, they found her “head and shoulders“ on the backseat of her car.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes.

They're not gonna fly.

I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.

Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.

What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?

One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.

Mary's mother was a good person. Why did she die?

Because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade.

What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?

Shooting up schoolchildren.

what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?

"Here Comes the Sun."

What song do you think was playing at the school?

"Pumped Up Kicks"

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”

What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?

A family photo!