Tragedy jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Where was Emily during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!