I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Tragedy Jokes
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.
Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.
Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!
Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.
Teacher: What was that?
Alex: Flew the plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
Two boys are talking on the bus.
Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.
Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?
Boy 1: Oh, that's right.
Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...
An abortion.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.
Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
