Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.