Tragedy jokes
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
There will be no school shooter joke today in honor of the 10 people killed in the Colorado grocery store shooting. R.I.P.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere?
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering, but you walk toward his gun; "I will finish what you started."
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.