Tragedy jokes
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
What is the difference between a dead baby and an orphan?
The dead baby happened on purpose while the orphan came out as an accident!
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell him, "Clap your hands until your mom comes."
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.