Joke 1) 9/11 was such a tragedy... Two drunk people drove a plane into a building.
Joke 2) If 6-2=4, why are there no more towers?
Joke 3) Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.
What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
I will always remember the last noise I hear in my school, "oogga booga motherf***ers," click, boom!
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
You'd think my son would be happy that Daddy bought him a new bike. But no... oh no, he just sits in his wheelchair and cries like a little girl.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.
