Tragedy

Tragedy Jokes

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

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Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.