Tragedy jokes
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What song do you think was playing at the school?
"Pumped Up Kicks"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7.
When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the "bright side" of it.
She said, "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome!"
54 students died that day.
A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."
The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.
The joke is my life.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)