Tragedy jokes
What hits the ground first, the feather or the emo?
The feather, because the emo is hung in the tree.
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
Imagine being an orphan. *kid beside me crying*
Why do Americans suck at chess? Because they lost two towers.
Why do orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
9/11, 911, same thing.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Whoever said that about me better pray!
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.