Tragedy jokes
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
9/11, 911, same thing.
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
"Come on, man, give the orphans a break with these jokes."
"No, not until their parents pick them up."
Whoever said that about me better pray!
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To try to find his parents, but it was FREAKING USELESS!
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Warning, this is dark.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch? Give 'em a Sandy Hook.
Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.