Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.

A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

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  • "What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"

    "Cancer."

    What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?

    Her miscarriage.

    "I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

    What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

    Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.

    I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

    Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

    What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀