Tragedy jokes
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
People tell Kobe to fly high, but when he flew high, he died.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door, and the autistic kid opens it.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Orphan
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.