Tragedy Jokes

There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.

One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.

One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.

The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"

Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?

A bullet.

I went to the shooting range the other day. After a while, I realized I was the only one there. So, I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene. Man, I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?

In an explosion.

Two boys are talking on the bus.

Boy 1: I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Boy 2: Hey, did you hear about that school shooting last week?

Boy 1: Oh, that's right.

Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.

What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.

What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.

People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

What is it called if your mom does not make it to your birth?...

An abortion.

Kid: “What happened to Dad?”

Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

I wanted to solve teen suicide, so I shot up a middle school.