Tragedy jokes
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"You're too young to smoke."
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?
"No, you hang yourself first..."
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."