The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.
But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
The quiet kid's dad dies. You go, "Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not your dad."
Then he says, "What comes after 47?"
The quiet kid says, "AK."
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
How are Kobe’s death and people in 9/11 the same? They both hit the ground really hard.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
