Tragedy jokes

I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."

Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.

If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.

Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?

A. Batman's parents.

Why couldn't the rape victim run away?

Because she was dead.

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

Why did the chicken cross the towers?

Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.

Who made the most money from 9/11? The US government.

It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."