"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. š
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
Itās important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words āantidoteā and āanecdote,ā one of my best friends would still be alive.
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
POV thereās a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
The orphan asked a genie to become Batman. Then he went home and saw his parents dead.
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
