Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
Tragedy Jokes
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
I read a quote about the Twin Towers that hit me like a plane.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
God, my dad got so pissed during 9/11.
All that work wasted.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Me: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Me: Not your family.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
When the guy came in with a gun to rob the store, I said: "Hey, can I borrow that?"
He says "yes." Me, over here, walking to the cashier and saying: "Goodbye!" He screams: "Have mercy!"
I say: "No, not to you, to me. Say goodbye." He says: "No, don't shoot yourself!" It was too late.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What is long, yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of orphans.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
