Tragedy jokes
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
The second worst thing to happen to these orphans!
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.