Tragedy jokes
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
We sped up the cycle of life and death, we gave Eric and Dylan a shortcut.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
it was just a prank bro.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.