Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
my dad died lol
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream cone?
He got hit by a bus.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? 2 planes
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity then the SantaFe school shooting?
Cause Royal Weddings dont happen every week.
THE GRANDDAUGHTER WANTED TO SEE GRANNY. SHE KILLED HERSELF
Mary's mother was a good person why did she die? -because she got stabbed in the heart 60 times by a switchblade
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
What happens when you have a kid with Torrets and a hair trigger? The Las Vegas shooting
9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
