Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

How did the man with no arms commit suicide?

We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

Me: I saw your parents yesterday.

Orphan girl: Where?

Me: The coffin was still open.

Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.

1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."