What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.