Tragedy jokes
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.
Air.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?
Alphaville - "Forever Young."
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.