When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
