Tragedy jokes
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
My aunt used to say, "Slow and steady wins the race." She died in a fire.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,
So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal?
The school shooter will always spare you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.