The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
9/11 jokes just dont hit right with me
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.
