Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?

The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!

What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.