Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.