Tragedy jokes
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is not exploding.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.