Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
What was going through the heads of people in manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
Whats dose my dad and the twin towers have in common they used to be with us, now its just a sensitive topic.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?
Their Ankles
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
the biggest inconvenience in 2001 i thought was my brother turns out it was 9/11 i guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was aluh aluckbar
One thing is for sure, the victims from 9/11 died warm.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
I would make a 9/11 joke but it just wouldn’t land.
The p in Batman stands for parents
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Yeah I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
