Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?

The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!

What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.

The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"