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Tragedy Jokes
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
How did the man with no arms commit suicide?
We'll never know - he didn't leave a note.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I am the orphan joke.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
