When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
I have an orphan joke.
But it needs parental guidance.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's one thing a homing missile can't kill?
An orphan.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
What did the titanic say as it was sinking?
I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
The last thing the victims were thinking was is there 9 or 11 stories
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
We're taking the orphans to the movies. We are watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
9/11 jokes just dont hit right with me
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
