Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I am the orphan joke.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
