what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11 ... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
here comes the airplane 9/11 happens the next day
you could say Kobes career went up in smoke
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Whats the differnce between a Mcdonalds and the twin towers? Mcdonalds has a drive-Thru
I'M GONNA FINALLY PUT A STOP TO THE FUCKING DRAMA. I saw people bullying other people for years, Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake JUST DO JOKES! PLEASE! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! JUST MAKE JOKES PEOPLE! That is why it’s called “Worst JOKES ever” not “Bully people FOREVER” SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET TO JOKING! JESUS! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread HATE AND FOOLISHNESS FROM PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN KNOW BETTER THINGS TO DO BUT TO HATE ON STUPID STRANGERS FROM DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE FUCKING WORLD!!! “Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please. Stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down
911 jokes usually go over my head.
Then it hits me.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
The twin towers shouldve known they were gonna get hit when there mom said here comes the airplane!
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Baby penguin sat on an iceburg baby penguin watched the titanic sink