Tragedy

Tragedy jokes

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?

It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."