Tower jokes

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Kid 1: "It's a bird!"

Kid 2: "It's a plane!"

Me: "It's a terrorist!"

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.