Tower jokes
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
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What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
What do the Twin Tower survivors order from Tim Hortons? A plane bagel.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.