Tower jokes

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.

What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?

Nothing, they are both just memories.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.

I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?

You’ve got to get more than one down.