I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
U.S.A: No Queen? England: No towers?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza? It got a bunch of plane.
What’s the twin towers favorite kind of pizza A:Plain
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
you're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the twin towers
What did the north tower say to the south tower in summer?
Are you ready for fall?
Jokes about the Twin towers and planes usually crash and burn
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa? The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes
