I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
