Tower jokes
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Memes
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Kid 1: "It's a bird!"
Kid 2: "It's a plane!"
Me: "It's a terrorist!"
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!