Tower jokes

Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?

One held its balance, the other two fell.

I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?

You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.

Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?

Because they lost two towers already.

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.

The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.

What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?

They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.

Why didn’t the Twin Towers like their pizza?

Cause it was plain.

I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.

Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.