Tower jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
I'd make you fall harder than the South Tower.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Fall
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
Two towers.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.