Tower jokes
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."