You know I used to call my dogs balls the twin towers until they came rumbling down
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
Wemon are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
The twin towers are like your father, their both gone and will never come back.
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane
what did the pilots say before crashing into the twin towers....we cant go over it we cant go under it we go through it
Whats the difference between the twin towers and the poeple at the old folks home. They both collapsed
whats the difference between the tts and and a emo bitch
the twin towers hit the ground
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
As a hobby I started taking walks around the old clock tower. It's a great way to pass the time.
Why did the plane cross the sky? To hit the twin towers...