Tower jokes

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?

JENGA!!!!

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.

What flavor of pizza did the Twin Towers order?...

Plane.