What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
what flavour of pizza did the twin towers order.... Plane
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
