Tower

Tower Jokes

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

Dog

You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.

Jump

"White people can't jump..."

"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?

After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Chess

Why are people from New York so bad at chess?

Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).

Dad

My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.

Father

The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.

Plane

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

Dad

Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

Pilot

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Difference

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?

They both collapsed.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.