What is the twin towers least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing"
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
Q: who are the fastest readers? A: twin tower victims they got 80 stories in ten seconds
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
Whats the twin towers favorite minecraft biome? A plains biome
what is the difference between the twin towers and feminism, the twin towers were destroyed by terrorists while feminism was created by terrorists
Why is USA so bad at chess
Because they already lost two towers
What do emo s and the twin towers have in common there were 2 but now there are none
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: we threw your tea in the ocean. 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: our towers didn’t explode.😎
Me and my brother where called the twin towers, my brother lived up to his title after the plane crash
i met a girl that was 6-5 and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm, she really said ohh snap like a twin tower
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏
A guy was in one of the twin towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza but he didn't get it he got plane instead
Why is the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over .
control tower to Boeing 747 your clear to land on (said person) forehead
whats the difference between al qaeda and ms frizzle? One flew a plane into the twin towers one flew a bus into the school
Today is the day of 9/11 and we were in class making jokes and somebody said that’s sad and I was like why and they said “ today is the day the towers went down” and I said just like I did on you mum last night
why is america bad at chess, we already lost two towers
Why do Americans suck at chess.......... they already lost two towers
