Tower jokes
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
He was so close but so far
Why were the Twin Towers traumatized about eating?
After someone said, "HERE COMES THE AIR PLANE(s)," it just wasn't the same..........
"White people can't jump..."
"You must not have seen the Twin Towers on 9/11."
Why are people from New York so bad at chess?
Because they quickly lose two towers (rooks).
What do Call of Duty and Al-Qaeda goals have in common?
You’ve got to get more than one down.
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
My dad told me a joke one time. When I realized the joke, the second tower was hit.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Twin Towers? No plane, plane targets.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.