Tower jokes
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Two towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Just do it.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.