When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commanders) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you"
(Lexa and Clarke from 'The 100' [ #LexaDeservedBetter ] R.I.P. Lexa...)
The Twin towers ordered dominos what did they get instead
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave. Somebody went, damn that crashed harder than the twin towers. Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash
what don't Rick astley and the twin towers have in common? One wont let you down while the other will.
What happens when you work in the twin towers. It connects to airplane wifi
9-11 was a round of clash of clands they knocked down 2 towers not 3
What’s the difference between my mom and the twin towers my mom got hit by two cars the twin towers got hit by two planes
My great uncle died in a concentration camp
He fell off one of the guard towers
You know the twin towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team instead they just met the jets.
why were the twin towers sad
they ordered dominos and got jets
Kid: “What happened to dad?” Mom: “he flew into the twin towers.”
Why where the peopel in twin towers mad that wonted a drive frow pepperoni pizza but got a fly frow plan in sted
9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2 but now it's a sensitive topic.
why are americans such good chess players?
because they lost 2 towers.
Read the name
Joke: it felt good going through those twin towers
Why is it easy to defeat America ic clash of clans? Because they have already got 2 towers down
I would tell a joke but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11 he’s the greatest pilot that went down with the twin towers
What did the airplane say to the tower? ALAH AKBAR!
