Tower jokes
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.