Tower jokes
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What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?
In trouble!
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.