Tower jokes
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Two towers.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Just do it.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.
He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Tilted Towers is gone.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"