Tower

Tower jokes

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

Phone

Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?

Because their phone exploded the towers.

Airplane

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Call

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

Momma

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

North Tower

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

Slogan

Twin Towers

Just do it.

Word

Famous last words.

Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”

Plane

I asked my uncle why he was living on the streets.

He said that he wasn't always on the streets, he used to have a job at these two towers. I asked him what happened, and he said two planes happened.

Victim

What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?

Both were owned by their own kind.

Laughter

What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...

They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.

Superman

A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.

The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"

He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."

They eat them, jump off, and die.

He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"