Tower jokes
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
The Twin Towers.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
It's getting near midnight, and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"