Tower jokes
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.