Tower jokes
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
Just do it.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!