Tower jokes
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Two towers.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.