Tower jokes
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Two planes crashed into two separate towers.
Now two towers crash into two separate planes.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.