11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
