Tower jokes
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
How was Jenga invented?
By watching the Twin Towers collapse.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
What do you call identical tall people? Twin Towers.
Tilted Towers is gone.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."