Tower jokes
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Why is America bad at chess? We already lost two towers.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"