Tower jokes
What did the tower say to the other one?
I will see you later; I am about to get hit.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.