Tower jokes

Two planes crashed into two separate towers.

Now two towers crash into two separate planes.

What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?

My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.

Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"

The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿

What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?

Nothing, planes can't talk.

Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.

A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"

Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.

Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.

How does a terrorist feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane."

The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

Because they lost their towers.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.

Just do it.

I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?

The parents remember 9/11.

Obama has dih.

But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.

If someone says 67 one more time, I'll say 9/11 and swoop right under their feet like the Twin Towers.

Why cant Americans play chess?

Because they lost their towers...