I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
My brother tried to hit this guy with a plane and but hit the Twin Towers.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
