Tower jokes
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.