Tower jokes
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
Why do terrorists like the Twin Towers?
It's the next thing they blow up.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Two towers.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.