Tower jokes
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."