Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.