You're overreacting.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables? Eating the wheelchair
fuck you
When Stephen hawking died i assume his computer crash caused it
what gay PURDGAY
u big gay
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
