Worst Jokes Ever
If you're American coming into the bathroom,
And you're American coming out of the bathroom,
What are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Y u gey, bruh?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Soy un chacho.
Y'know what's really sad?
Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
Let's taco about something.