Worst Jokes Ever
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
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What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
Your hairline looks like a car!
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Hiiii!
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
I'm back.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."