Worst Jokes Ever
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
What is round and squishy? A dead baby's head.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
What do you call a bunch of biracial, retarded kids? The Special Olympics.
louie
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
Beau Ruse is Gay.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
What did the mommy tomato tell the little tomato?
You better ketchup!
Angus' love life.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Ur mom.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.