Worst Jokes Ever
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
My Dad went for some milk. He never came back :)
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Ur mum homo.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
I sucked your mom's anus.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
The Chinese food owner always brings us free food. I ask my sister why he does that. My sister said, "Love him long time."
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Peter B is homogay.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Ya nan!