Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
"So what, ah, my G?"
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
bnb dcnb cbf
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.
It's still depression, by the way.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
No one gives a fuck.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
When red do be sus, though.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
"Among Us" tea water.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.