Worst Jokes Ever
I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.
I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
I have a paso.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
"Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again."
- Captain Jack Sparrow
The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣
Gaykelyu
Don't commit suicide, that stuff kills you.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
Pants!
What kind of work from school can't orphans do?
Homework!
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.