Worst Jokes Ever
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
New.
Wack.
Aliana is so fat, she can't fit through a hula hoop.
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
Gay is gay.
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
Your mom is a mom!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
I'm not gay, dick.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
The Past, Present & Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
How many fat people are in my house?
20, counting the kids in the basement.
Hi boo!