Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
The best joke. (This Form)
Yo hairline so ugly, when you go to school you fall on a line.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. She buys her clothes at Tent & Awning!