Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
What is a dog?
An animal.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
I went to the eye doctor and I couldn't read. They showed me a picture of a birthday cake and I thought it was a menorah!
What is your name?
My ankle is named Samantha.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
Why was 7 afraid of 6?
Because 6 8 7.
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.
Daughter: Where was I born?
Dad: Alabama.
Daughter: That is nice.
Mum: We have never been to Alabama.
Dad: RUN!
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
Will someone play Roblox Adopt Me with me?
How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.
Iron Man dies.
Whoever is deleting my messages, comment and say why!
Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?
You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.