Worst Jokes Ever
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Why is the homeless homeless?
Because it's homeless.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for his breakfast, lunch, and dinner?
His shoulder.
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Why did God make the devils die?
God is great!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
DEEZ NUTS!
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
My sister's boyfriend is mad because I fucked his girl.
My life...
Why do mountains contain things? Because their moun-tains.
What do you call a three-legged cow?
Disabled.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
I impaled my son with a pitchfork...
He looks very sharp.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Down syndrome and brownies.
What is a definition of tight?
A. Putting a blind man in a round room and saying, "Your dinner's in the corner."