Worst Jokes Ever
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I swear I'm the real Gwen! I swear on my life!"
When you still there?
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
What's the Fastest 20000 Meter Dash a Human Can Run?
Doin' (DYM 19)
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
I didn’t do that.
Mom! (DYM 22)
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Labor party.
Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.
Know (DYM 24).
Dan, I'd bent.
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.
Why do orphans prefer the monarchy?
Because they could feel the warm[th] of the royal family.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.