Worst Jokes Ever
Friend: Hey, let me give you a little riddle. There's a table [for] four people who are supposed to sit [at]. There is you, me, Will, Mary. In which order will they sit?
Other friend: Uhm, you, me, Mary, and Will?
Friend 1: Nope, guess again!
Other friend: Okay, what about "Will you marry me?" Oh, wait...
Friend 1: Of course!!!! :D
My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Doin (DYM 5).
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Ready? Go!
Your (DYM 6).
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
Guys, add me in Discord.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
I am gay.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Draw an accurate diagram representing the elephant genitalia. Use all 30 sheets of paper provided.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They never can make it home.
Mom! (DYM 7)
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.