Worst Jokes Ever

Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.

Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.

I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.

I like my women how I like my bacon.

Well Dunn!!!

It's a Italy day outside the fields.

"When I was in jail, my girlfriend abandoned me. I created a fascination with becoming a gynecologist. When I got bailed out, I became a Travis Bickle."

Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.

Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?

Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈

Thanks Ethan for all you've done. We've both made mistakes when all is said and done, but just thanks for being a good friend. This is officially my last post on here, Ethan-Real 1.

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!

Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.

How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.

How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?

Cremation.

What did President Ford say when he met Betty?

"I am Gerald Ford and you’re hot."

How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?

He spoke softly and carried a big stick.

My uncle is a horrible ventriloquist. He put his hand up my butt, but he told me NOT to say anything.

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."