Worst Jokes Ever
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
I've seen more charisma in a wet mop than in BLESSEDBRIAN'S personality.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
I’ve seen doorknobs more interesting than LEO.
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
What's a rapper's favorite type of footwear?
Mic drops.
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!
Leo is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads her, but we're forced to deal with her anyway.
Kris is so dumb that his smartwatch went to NIGHT SCHOOL.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.
I started a company making coffins. The slogan? 'We're dying to meet you.'