Worst Jokes Ever

Joe Mama!

We gotta work ahead, people!

Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??

He had to use the bathroom!

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

Are you fin-ished with your work?

Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because it doesn't know where home base is.

Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

Mom! (DYM 3)

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

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I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.

Doin (DYM 4)

I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.

What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?

Why can't we see a camel?

Because it's camelflauged!