Worst Jokes Ever
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
It must be tiring to put makeup on two faces.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
What is cum's favorite hotel?
The Four Semens.
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.
The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Anything they can't catch you.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
What did the lettuce say to the carrot?
"Lettuce be friends!"
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.