Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
Why couldn't your mom make you dinner? Because she's dead!
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
McDonald's sweet chili chicken one.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Your arms are open. They stretch towards me, Reaching, grabbing, pulling me, Surrounding me, Drowning me in my helplessness. Time standing still, inside here. Looking through windows, time passing by. Let me go, will ya?