Worst Jokes Ever
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
What is it called when corn stalks have a baby?
The cream of the crop.
Shit.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.