Worst Jokes Ever
I'm a human.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
"You crack me up!" š
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, āMake mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.ā
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they arenāt closed, they are blinding!
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Why can't homeless people buy a house?
'Cause they live on the streets.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale.
Lucky for me I'm only 210.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
This joke is short, or is it š that your LOL lipop?
What do you call a door hinge? A door hinge!
Someone: Didnāt we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. Thatās why I donāt go there anymore.
Nutty.
Are you a rope? Let's hang out by a tree and drink :)
You say this to your friend, "Damn, your nuts are bigger than mine!" *thinks the wrong way*.
Friend: I must order more nuts.
Why did the Irishman use three condoms? To be sure, to be sure, to be sure!
Why are you dumb? Because you canāt find LOLA.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*