Taking One for a Friend

Carly (😊): What a beautiful day, huh?

Bianca (😔): Yes, for you it is.

Carly (😟): What's wrong?

Bianca (😕): Nothing, nothing at all...

Carly (😠): Don't lie to me...

Carly (🤔): Hmmm... Jordan???

Carly (😈): Because if so, I can take him out like this...

Bianca (😔🙄😒): Thank you... no... and I don't give a damn anymore!

Carly (😠): Bianca, trust me, you don't love him anyway!

Bianca (😒): Please, Carlyana, please keep your fucking face out of this.

Carly (😈): No need to curse, I can do that to Jordan if you want...

Bianca (😔): Well... shut your mouth and leave me alone!

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Listen up, buttercup. So, Bianca is down in the dumps about some dude named Jordan, right? And Carly, being the stellar friend she is (not!), offers to "take him out." She's not talking dinner and a movie, she's talking 'removing' him from the picture. Bianca is like, "Chill, I'm over it!" but Carly just keeps pushin' and offering to do bad things to Jordan. It's dark humor because Carly is threatening violence, but it's also cringe because she won't stop.

Taking One for a Friend

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