Worst Jokes Ever
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
On April 1st, there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor, out of sudden, directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard as he can to the wall.
The mother crying and yelling, "What did you do? You killed my Baby!! Why did you kill my Baby?"
The doctor just laughs and says, "April, April, it was already dead."
Hahaha
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Really😀😀😀?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: 😥😓😫😭😭😭😭😭😭 You did not have to be so honest.
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Gay
Boy
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
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(I'm a girl btw)
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STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
Old.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.
She a hoe, she shit on herself.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!