Worst Jokes Ever
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
Women getting paid is bad, women should not get paid...
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
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If you like penis.
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This is not even a joke.
Who's an orphan?
You are.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
The bully: Your gay.
The nerd: You are.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: What, your gay?
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Caca.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Mrs. Kadie, I heard about this Mr. Beast video about veggie burgers. I hope that you didn't trick me again.
Mr. Beast: Today we're gonna be eating a hot tender burger.
Mrs. Kadie: OMG he didn't say vegan!
Viewers: HAHAHA we tricked you!
Mrs. Kadie: That's it Mr. Beast, we're gonna pour blood on your face!
Mr. Beast & Chandler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!1!
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH