Worst Jokes Ever
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home base.
Once, a mother worked in an orphanage as a cooker. She had a son and a daughter—twins.
When she was going to her work, she decided to take the twins with her. They were happy, they got ready and played with other children while their mother was cooking for other kids. Then, a poor family entered the orphanage. They said they wanted to adopt twins. As soon as they saw the children playing, they noticed the woman's kids. They said they wanted to adopt them. The manager said they weren't orphans, but before he said it, a teacher accidentally gave them to the poor family under the names of Layla and Logan. The kids were Kyle and Kayla. They went away with their new children, but the kids cried, they said they weren't orphans and that their mother was in the orphanage, cooking. The poor family didn't believe, they thought it was the children's reaction of getting adopted. The woman went outside of the kitchen, she didn't see her children. She asked the teacher... And when she found out, she screamed and ran outside. She was running at the poor family, when they thought she was a psychopath and wanted to kill them.
When Kyle and Kayla looked back, they saw their mother. They swung their hands so the poor family could let them away. They ran to their mother and hugged her. The poor family got shocked and called the cops. But the mother, she showed the documents and her parent rights. This all explains the worst joke, "Yo Momma Lost Ya."
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
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What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
Imagine being emo.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
Pink Floyd + Donald Trump = Same.
Your momma is so fat, when she gets done having sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.