Worst Jokes Ever
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
The South Tower proposed to the North Tower, but he said no.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
"kys" (keep yourself safe).
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
You know how Joe Biden is happy?
When he is rubbing a little girls' shoulders and eating ice cream.
Do y'all love God?
What’s the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
I love pussy.
How do you get black kids to stop jumping off the bed?
You put Velcro on the ceiling.
How do you get the black kids down?
You invite the Mexicans over.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!