Worst Jokes Ever
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't hit home base.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he/she doesn't know where to run home.
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
Aren't I badly good?
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.