Worst Jokes Ever
Joe Biden doesn’t follow his own f**king mask mandate.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Hi, I'm Madison, but for short you can call me Alex.
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but Jack was in shock with a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Who’s more excited than a kid on his birthday?
Jimmy Savile in a primary school playground.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver jokes don’t exist! 👹
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.