Worst Jokes Ever

Why was 10 scared?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11.

How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.

You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!

Dani: What's so funny?

Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!

Dani: WHY!!!!!!!

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.

Dear prince,

Gwen is dating Aiden! I can tell by the emojis! She does not like you or the way you talk to her, not one bit!

P.S. She is and will always be dating Aiden! Leave a comment.

Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.

Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!

Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.

Poop fell off the earth.

What's long, yellow, and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?

Wee snaw.

Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!

What is the difference between a tree and a dog?

A dog can walk and a tree cannot walk.