Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

Why did Trump's brain cross the road?

Oh wait, there is no other side.

Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.

Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.

Borders are fat.

I don’t love being bored.

I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

Because they have already lost their towers.

You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!

What is a tree that does not exist?

A money tree.

"Ur Mater."

What do you call a bruised banana?

A school bus full of his kids.

My wife's always nagging me. "You don't let me have any friends, I abuse her, and I'm always coming back late." So I thought I would treat her. I popped up in the attic and introduced her to two women.

Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your mom told me to follow me.

Orphan: But I don't have a mom!

Me: I call my girl Cinderella.

Friend: Why?

Me: Because she loves balls.

Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?

For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.

Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.

I love you, Lovely Perv!

Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?