Worst Jokes Ever

My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?

What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?

Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.

I hate autistic kids and ADHD people because they are stupid, special, retarded, brainless freaks, and they are stupid.

What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri

What do you call a black guy on the moon?

YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!

What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?

It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.

What is a monkey with a head?

Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?

What kind of nut hates baseball? A nut that’s sick.

Orphan or like or-pan?

Twin Towers, more like dead towers.

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

I see you.

Why was the fanny flat?

So it can flop about.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.