Worst Jokes Ever
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
Imagine.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
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I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
What do you say if you are raped once but feel raped twice?
"I was raped raped."
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
How can you tell when a female became a rape victim? She crossed herself out, hanging by with a Carlton dry.