Worst Jokes Ever
You are a fat pig.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Why can’t the orphan tell on people?
Because they got no mom and dad! LOLLL
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
So, a guy and his brother were walking in the woods, and his brother said, "It's getting dark out here, can we go home?"
The man said, "I know, think how I will feel walking home tonight!"
Spell "I hod."
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Sam from Bow.
My pansexual son was asked to form a sentence with a word "Carry" on his zoom class earlier on today and he said "Pessi was carried by Iniesta and Neymar to his Mickey Mouse UCL". He received a standing ovation. Children are our hope and I'm proud of the education system!
Hey, don’t Orpheus have friends because people do have family?