Worst Jokes Ever

Only a city council committee would create this mistake.

Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.

Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?

You wait all day and nobody comes.

"Princess, you there? :("

This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?

Cause kids just laugh at them...

I have a girlfriend with a big dick.

A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.

Q. Why can't orphans play baseball?

A. Because they don't know where home is.

What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!

"Pogchamp ETHAN!"

A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:

TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!

God: Why is the teenager so short?

Angel: I don't know.

God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"

Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."

God: No, I didn't!

If O2 is H2O, what is F?

It is H2O too; F is water as well.

Butt Morice - ( i ) ( - )@( - ) \ \ [] \ \ ( _ ) [] ( _ ) []

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

What is the difference between the human rights act and a home?

What is the difference between the human rights act of a home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk?

My car 🚘