Worst Jokes Ever
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
I hate autistic people.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but... we're still working on it.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
You are so ugly, when you were born, your mother asked for a receipt.
Your mama is so ugly, her reflection ran away!
Your mama is so ugly, she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.