Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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There was a cowboy riding in a desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying, so he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her: "Hey, what's going on? Why do you cry? Where are your parents? What happened?"

The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The Indians came, killed my father and my mother, and raped my sister."

The cowboy just laughed, unlocked his belt, and pulled his trousers down and said, "Guess it isn't your day, is it?"

It's the 1940s.

The chink was counting his shillings. The chink was bitching. His wife got raped in Nanking. The chink counts his shillings.

The chink gets sook chinged!

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    • I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.

    The other day, my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick.

    She still isn't talking to me.

    What’s the difference between a child who is home alone and an orphan?

    They’re both alone, but only one is home.

    My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

    So I said, "Hungry."

    I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

    I know, I'm going to hell!

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    • Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*

    Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^

    Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*