Worst Jokes Ever

Why is Viagra just like Disneyland?

It's a 1 hour wait for a 5 minute ride.

Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.

Twin Towers, more like dead towers.

Why can’t orphans drink? Because they don’t have any money.

Fatty and Skinny were in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was pegged.

I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!

What does NASA stand for?

Nose and smelly astronauts.

Why was the fanny flat?

So it can flop about.

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

I see you.

Best way to kiss someone is to lick inside their mouth with your tongue a lot of times, and they will really like it, especially me!! - lizard kiss+ french kiss= SloBbY Kiss.

Thanks for learning and getting advice.

Also, don't be such a horny one!

Orphan or like or-pan?

This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.

Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?

Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣

What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?

My and my penis never truly understood the words "Booby traps" until we met the ex-wife. God's gift of self-will was working fine until my penis went hard and my mind went blank, and God started laughing, and I swear I heard him say, "Booby trap" as he walked away! True story.

What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?

'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!

Mother: We need to talk about sex...

Jason: Oh, sex, tell me what do you wanna know.

Jason had a big whooping from his mother and big spanking from his dad.