Worst Jokes Ever

Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?

There isn't a home button.

Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?

"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol

What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?

Yessssss, MEaster!

Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.

If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?

My wife left me yesterday.

I haven't talked to the kids in a year.

I'm a clown.

Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.

People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎

How does Helen Keller smell?

Pretty bad, she's dead!

"Autism be like..."

Why did the rapist not get sentenced?

Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

What do you call a tree 🌲 that is magic? A magic tree 🌳.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A gangsta.

When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"

Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*

Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?

Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?

Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.