Worst Jokes Ever
Mom: Hey you! What are you doing?!
Me: Nothing, why?
Mom: You're supposed to do your ______.
Me that/every night: *sob*
Friends: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah, fine.
Me in head: Or maybe I'm not okay...
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Who is this Gwen person?
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Doin (DYM 28).
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
Your (DYM 32).
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Mom!
Hi Prince.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.