Worst Jokes Ever
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
"Prince, please help me. This faker is driving me crazy!"
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Hey, why did you copy me, you dumb-ass prince?
Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.
"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Prince, I'm ready to chat!
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Doin (DYM 28).
Bum.
Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
One random YouTube comment in 2018: "Soon, a virus will come to Earth."
A year later: "Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha!"
Another year later: "Time to die a painful death."
Another year later: "God has come with the cure!"
It's snot fair!
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
My friend's mom died, and he also died in a crash.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.