Worst Jokes Ever
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install Bluetooth.
Every time I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: Si. Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa said he had a glimpse of it in the 1960s.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. ðŸ˜
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
I swallowed shampoo. It goes blblblblb. 🧼