Worst Jokes Ever
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Steel led to World War 2.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
What did Sushi 'A' say to Sushi 'B'?
- Wassaaaa....B!
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What is a good night's sleep?
"Good night night love ❤️"
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!