Worst Jokes Ever
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Hi, I did not get your text. I texted you when I texted you. You are not [responding].
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why don’t orphans play football?
They have no home field.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.
And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
A man walked into a toilet and saw a woman fingering a man and said, "I think you're doing it wrong." Turns out it was two transvestites.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you call an Indian person who is not starving? Dead.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Your hairline is so bad, I do your mom so hard!
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.