Worst Jokes Ever
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
See the lies.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Your mum gay.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
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A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they got nobody to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If youβre bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
Gaming with the gaming controller.
New protest.