I used to think that Jewish people were a myth.
But one day I realized, they Israel.
Worst Jokes Ever
I raped a disabled child.
I think she's too far gone to repair now.
ENTER PASSWORD.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
WRONG.
RESET PASSWORD.
NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD.
Sets fire to computer.
What was Jesus' reaction when the first black person was born?
"Holy shit, I burnt one."
You have more chin than brain cells!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't have a home plate.
Sometimes a depressed person is antidepression.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.
I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Joe Biden
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Like if you think oily men are hot.
Lick my nut.