Worst Jokes Ever
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
Dog.
I asked my dad what his previous job was. He said: "I was a post until I met your mother."
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
Boomerangs come back, but your dad never did.