Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?

They never had parents to protect them from it.

A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.

After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.

And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"

God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"

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A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"

What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?

Vin Diesel actually has family.