Worst Jokes Ever
What did Jeffrey Dahmer do when done with his black dates?
He dumped them.
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?
- To win
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I did.
I did who?
You did a poo.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!
Your mama's so fat, she needed NASA to make her ID card!
Never got a mother's love, lol.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
A father tells his 10-year-old son...
"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."
His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.