Worst Jokes Ever
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find the right direction for his FLOW.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some UNIVERSAL BARS!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his ICE checked.
How do you know if a rapper is hungry?
They start dropping BEATS at the dinner table.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the recording studio?
Because he heard they were dropping TRACKS.
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A rap scholar.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to spit BARS on time.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.