Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking died.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Haha, dead.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Why can’t Helen Keller drive?
It’s because she’s dead.
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why did I make this joke?
Because I love jokes!
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Why is Santa so fat?
He only comes once a year.