why was kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
Yo mama so fat that when she farted Big Shaq took off his jacket
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Your momma so dumb she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
i took a sip of water
None of these jokes really took off
The KING took a shit on the craps table at the casino
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
The Mother and her Daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the Daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The Mother realized this and took off looking for her, after awhile, she found her tugging on a black man, the Mother asked "What are you doing" and the Daughter replied "I wan't the chocolate"
I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout. Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch!!!”
It took Jesus 3 days to respond
Worst lag ever
I asked the homeless woman if I could take her home she said yes, so I took it
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.
yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it
why did the man get fired from work cause he took 2 days off in febuary
Bros chin looks like from that movie cartoon named kronk no wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain but instead it grew longer
