What do you get when you cross a priest with toilet? Holy shit.
How to surprise a blind man; put a plunger in the toilet :)
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom oj the hill? Because he went down the drain! -its a bad joke lmao
your mum is so fat that when she sat on the toilet she couldnt because her fat ass cant fit on the tolilet seat
- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier
my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
A butt saw the toilet and said "Sh#t I'm sick.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings abc 123 get your fat ass off of me !!!!
the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
why couldnt the toilet cross the road awnser> cause it got stuck in the crack
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire english innings
me after taco bell: go to: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FFiftyFifty%2Fcomments%2Facev8x%2F5050_nsfw_a_broken_toilet_with_shit_in_it_sfw_a%2F&psig=AOvVaw2cq_Jn7duRarhyGHIoYLqC&ust=1634828579833000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAgQjRxqFwoTCOjf0Peg2fMCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
how do i get out of the toilet seat help me please im very stuck
if you get out the shower clean how does your towel get dirty?
a man walks up to lil johnny one day and asks if you had one wish but that wish will be granted to everyone on earth so the lil johnny thinks real hard and long then said well i would wish for me to shit my self and the man is shocked and asks why and lil johnny reply's well i would be on the toilet i thing everyone else would just be confused
WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight Mike Tyson Or Lick an Elephants butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
