Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll
I see how it is yβall be buying toilet paper stocking up from the Coronavirus but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea lol why yβall be buying toilet paper now I am just confused
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC? Because it's finger-licking good.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart which is the big fart monsters best friend this is her π·π·π·π·π€’π€’π€’π©π©π©π©ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»ππ»π½π½π½
What did the poo say to the fart: You blow me away
Her last name starts with a and ends with d and the middle letters are poo
Maishah The poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with b
Knock knock Who's there Ididap Ididapwho That's the joke u did a poo
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Why do people keep saying why did the toilet paper not cross because it got stuck in the crack because it got stuck in their crack.
why could't the toilet paper cross the street
because it got stuck in a crack
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
Why couldnβt the toilet paper cross the road???
Because he got stuck in a crack
why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road
He was stuck in the crack
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had a diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?π€·ββοΈπ©