Togetherness jokes

I gave my friends some buttons.

Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."