Togetherness jokes

A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.

I gave my friends some buttons.

Too bad he couldn't pull himself together.

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."