To-Do Jokes

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?

Perform fellatio on gay men.

One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

Person: You can't kill an orphan!

Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?

A white dog with a slightly unnerving smile is in the middle of the image. The text above reads, "When someone is crying and you don't know what to do." The text below reads, "u want water?"

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.

My mum told me to do the dog poo, but I couldn't find you anywhere.

Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?

Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!

Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!

Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

What's the best competition to do with an orphan?

Which orphan had their parent for the longest?

Want to do a titcock dance with me?

Why do crack heads like to do it doggy style?

So one can peep out window and one can peep on floor.

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...