"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
“The Titanic is unsinkable!”
Iceberg challenge excepted.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
We cant go over it, we cant go under it, Oh no well have to go through it
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.
Titanic is more bent than a hairline.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Blue: The ocean is a place where the creatures live.
Black: NIGHTMARES LIVE!
Blue: It has many pretty things and it will-
Black: KILL YA TO DEATH! Especially if you are on Titanic! So let that sink in. PUN INTENDED!
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Obama, Trump, and Clinton are on the Titanic. The ship hits the iceberg and is going down.
Obama: "This is terrible! We've got to do something -- save the women and children!"
Trump: "Screw the women and children!"
Clinton: "Do you think we have time...?"
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
