Did you hear the passengers on the Titanic invited Yo Momma and the Titanic crew said, "Man overboard!"
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
Why did the Titanic sink? Because it saw an iceberg selling candy.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
Nobody: People on the Titanic: *SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
People in 1912: The Titanic is unsinkable!
Iceberg: Hold my beer.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What did the Titanic say while sinking?
"It's going down."
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater.
