Did you hear the passengers on the titanic invited yo! Momma and the titanic crew said man over board
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
Why did the titanic sink because he saw a iceberg selling candy
What does the titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common they both sunk to the bottom of the Atlantic
Nobody people on the titanic: * SCREAMING INTENSIFIES*
What do the people in heaven thad died on the titanic call the titanic...the dietanic
yo mommas so fat, she was the iceberg in the titanic.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Luisa: the ship doesn't swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is
Captain of the titanic: wait what did you say
3 minutes later
Why didn't I listen to the strong one
Ur hairline is so bad that the teen titans gave Up
People in 1912: The titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: hold my beer
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
Why is the Titanic good at baseball? Because it sinks it.
What did the titanic?
ur mom so fat she was the reason why titanic crashed
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Yo Mama is so FAT, It wasn't an iceberg that sank it, She was called, "THE MAMABERG"
My grandpa kept warning the people on the Titanic that the boat was going to sink. Result: he got kicked out of the movie theater
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
