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Lawyer

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
A monkey's face is looking directly at the camera. The text on the image says, "My lawyer watching me talk my way from a speeding ticket to the death penalty."
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    • Plane

    277 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

    Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

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