Three men walk into a bar... you would have thought the last one would have ducked.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo
Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urnel......Later on I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because well he probably had to go but yeah he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urnel so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that's a little con-descending
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might DRUM up and appetite
My wife was going to have a abortion and I have cancer Ha Ha Ha
I thought it was funny
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I asked my midget neighbour if he wanted a lift. He told m to "Fuck of!!!"! I thought what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a jigsaw meant dancing with a saw
I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.
yo mama so stupid she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut
why did the blonde run outside naked? she thought the steam was a gas leak
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
