Though Jokes

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Ive been so busy!!!! I miss yall though!

Love that dress, it would look much better on my floor though.

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that

Confucius say, man who go though turn table is going to bangkok

I made a website about orphans. It didn’t have a homepage though.

Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.

I Love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball though.

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

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I wish I could follow you, though. But you need an account so I could follow you. But you don't have one. :'(

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Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim? - A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy? - he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words... - “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance... - only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours... - lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life

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When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me

Reverend Mother walks into the convent and announces: "Sisters, our carrots have been delivered!" Nuns exclaim: "Hurray! Carrots!" Reverend Mother: "They are grated carrots, though." Nuns: "Ugh! No thank you then..."