Though jokes

What milk do orphan babies drink?

Not their mom's, though.

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”

They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

I've been told I've got a perfect cock.

She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!

I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

What is a joke that will never end even though you want it to?

For me, life.

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

I made a website about orphans.

It didn’t have a homepage though.

Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.

Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!

Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!

Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.

I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.

A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.

I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.

Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???

1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?

- A bus full of children.

2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

- He died of a yeast infection.

3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...

- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”

4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...

- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...

- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.